I just died oh my god.
-uhhleeseeuhh: texasgiant: hotbabysitter: Well… happy birthday Megan. what just happened… I’m laughing so hard I’m about to pee. If somebody ever slams my face into a cake I’m doing that hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha FUCK LMAO oh my god. I love how the kid in the sombrero just starts eating cake hahahhahahahah
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
Pharrell Williams is so foxy though. Tell me if you look like him. I will marry you.
Drink my beer and smoke my weed, but my good friends is all I need.
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe